Jewish Girls and Their Names

When thinking about why I like Jewish girls, I know I prefer them over shiksas for a few different reasons. Often Jewish girls are prettier, nicer, friendlier, and of course they are Jewish. Also that shomer negia thing is just another way of “playing hard to get.” But truthfully, the real reason I like Jewish girls is because of their names. You got to agree with me that Jewish girls have good names. Their names sound pretty and are easier to remember. Sarah, Rebecca, Leah, Ruth, Miri, Samantha, Jessica, Shanon, Sharon, Hannah, Deborah, Elizabeth, Rachel….. that last one must be the most common name ever. Ever notice how if you walk into a room full of a hundred Jewish girls and you call out for Rachel, there will always be at least one that responds? Actually I don’t think I have ever walked into a room filled solely with Jewish...