Hogwarts Houses

I've been a Harry Potter fan for a long time. I used to be a much bigger fan around 8th grade, going to MuggleNet almost daily and maintaining an online magic school (which is still up lying in ashes). Now that all seven books are out and the movies have destroyed the beauty of the series, I have other things to focus on. However I still think about this great series and what it would be like if I was actually there. I can't help but wonder what house I would be put in if that smelly old Sorting Hat was rested upon my head. Let's think about. I know for sure that there's zero chance I'd end up in Slytherin. We all know that Slythern only contains full-blood British white upper-class Christian children whose parents worship the Dark Lord. I always imagined myself being a half-blood American wizard, and...