This is NOT Your Bag

I was shopping at The Triple B (Bed, Bath, Beyond) on dorm-related business when I noticed some unusual luggage tags. There was a package of 6 tags in different colors which each had this message: "This is NOT your bag." At first, one might wonder why anyone would waste their money on such pessimistic labeling. But a few seconds later it all makes sense. If you've just arrived in the airport after a million bajillion-hour flight from who knows where, of course you're going to be too tired to spot your luggage at the baggage claim. These brightly labeled bags not only make it easy for you to find your bag, it also CLEARLY informs people that the bag does not belong to them. So there is zero chance that anyone else would take home your bag, leaving you stranded in your dirty clothing that is filled with Coke and...