Strange Conversations with Strangers
Today I discovered Omegle, a website that pairs you with a stranger for a 1-on-1 chat. There are no age restrictions, no censors, no profiles, no log-ins. It can be completely anonymous unless you reveal information to one another. Sounds sketchy? Of course it does. But I’ve long mastered the skill of the internet chatroom: Way back when I was a young preteen chatting with people while playing Yahoo! Games to my times now when I pimp my avatar in IMVU. But Omegle is definitely the most interesting one I’ve come across. I spent about 3 hours just chatting with people to see what kinds of conversations I would have. At times I played the straight man, while other times I was the strange one. And when I LOLed out loud (LOLOLed), I made sure to save the chat. Here’s some snippets of those chats:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: not as much as you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: what are you up to?
Stranger: playing PC game
You: what game?
Stranger: game in china
You: anything more specific?
Stranger: this game is made in china
Stranger: and if you want play that you must in china
You: ok got it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: not as wow is global game
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sexy girl?
You: you feeling lucky?
Stranger: maybe
You: how you doin, big boy?
Stranger: good. asl?
You: 18/m/cali
Stranger: fahg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: salutations
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: shalom
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU GODDAMN JEW?
You: i want your salmon
Stranger: HAVEN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH OF MY GELD?
You: what is this “geld” you speak of?
Stranger: CHRISTMAS ISN’T ENOUGH YOU PEOPLE? YOU HAVE TO HAVE CHUANKAKAKA TOOOOO?
You: and YOM KIPPUR
You: don’t forget PASSOVER!!!!
Stranger: ROSH HUANANANNAA
Stranger: MATZA BALL SOUUUUUPPPP
Stranger: but really, that shit is good
You: i know, right?
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you spanish?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there would u want to see a nice cock on the cam ?
You: how nice is it?
You: on a scale of 1 to 10
You: take your time
Stranger: 9 inch
You: not bad
Stranger: how big ur boobs?
You: circumcized or not?
Stranger: circumcized
You: nice, mine’s 10 inches
You: SURPRISE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: asl?
You: yes, i am a member of the american softball league
Stranger: okay…
You: are you a member of the asl as well?
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whaddddd up?
You: you got a real purdy mouth
Stranger: man im gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: you feeling lucky?
Stranger: yes
You: guy
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male?
You: it depends… would you disconnect if i said “male”?
You: don’t bullshit me
You: *snapping in a Z-formation*
Stranger: yup probably
You: then i’m female
Am I ever going to return to Omegle? Perhaps. If I’m really bored. And there’s absolutely nothing on the internet worth doing.
