Conversation with the Ting Tings
Sometimes I like to pretend I know famous people. So every now and then I’ll watch a music video on YouTube and try to have a conversation with it. Take this conversation I had with the Ting Tings, for example.
Me: Hi, my name is Danny. What’s yours?
TT: They call me Hell.
Me: That’s a pretty strange name.
TT: They call me Stacey.
Me: Oh nice. I know a few Staceys.
TT: They call me her.
Me: Well that makes sense. You are female.
TT: They call me Jane.
Me: Is that like your middle name or something?
TT: That’s not my name.
Me: Wait, then what’s your name?
TT: That’s not my name.
Me: Yeah I got that, but what’s your name.
TT: That’s not my name.
Me: THEN WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING NAME?
TT: That’s not my name.
Me: I don’t think we’ve got much chemistry.
Yeah, it wasn’t a very productive conversation. It was worse than the time I tried talking to Alanis Morisette. (“No, that is not irony! That just fricking sucks for that guy!”)
