Posts Tagged ‘music’

Objectum-Sexual Vampire Sings in French

Hello my friends! It's been a long time since my last update, and I'm quite well aware of it. But it was a long and busy summer, and then I quickly transitioned into a long and busy semester back at school. But don't worry, my readers (if you do exist). I have been thinking about the blog. Constantly. However since there was such a long gap, I didn't want to make another post until I had something really interesting to yamble about. And I finally found it. Meet -M-. His name is Mathieu Chedid, but he goes by -M-. At least that's easier to pronounce than when Prince insisted his name was . Nonetheless, that's pretty pretentious of him. Imagine him going to the DMV and something like this happening. DMV Worker: Alright sir, you should be good to go... hmm... I noticed you didn't fill out your name. -M-:...

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Conversation with the Ting Tings

Sometimes I like to pretend I know famous people. So every now and then I'll watch a music video on YouTube and try to have a conversation with it. Take this conversation I had with the Ting Tings, for example. Me: Hi, my name is Danny. What's yours? TT: They call me Hell. Me: That's a pretty strange name. TT: They call me Stacey. Me: Oh nice. I know a few Staceys. TT: They call me her. Me: Well that makes sense. You are female. TT: They call me Jane. Me: Is that like your middle name or something? TT: That's not my name. Me: Wait, then what's your name? TT: That's not my name. Me: Yeah I got that, but what's your name. TT: That's not my name. Me: THEN WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME? TT: That's not my name. Me: I don't think we've got much chemistry. Yeah, it...

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