Conversation with the Ting Tings

Sometimes I like to pretend I know famous people. So every now and then I'll watch a music video on YouTube and try to have a conversation with it. Take this conversation I had with the Ting Tings, for example. Me: Hi, my name is Danny. What's yours? TT: They call me Hell. Me: That's a pretty strange name. TT: They call me Stacey. Me: Oh nice. I know a few Staceys. TT: They call me her. Me: Well that makes sense. You are female. TT: They call me Jane. Me: Is that like your middle name or something? TT: That's not my name. Me: Wait, then what's your name? TT: That's not my name. Me: Yeah I got that, but what's your name. TT: That's not my name. Me: THEN WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME? TT: That's not my name. Me: I don't think we've got much chemistry. Yeah, it...