Who I Am Not

Although I suppose my name is Dan Zeff and I do not sell guitars online. I do play guitar, but I do not sell the instrument.

I also am not the Dan Zeff that wrote an episode of Dr. Who. Never watched the show in my life.

I am not a photo supply service. Still photography is not really my thing. I prefer moving pictures... movies, you know?

My name is not Joe. I do not design covers for magazines. I don't really know how to use Photoshop and so I'm not much of a picture editor person. I do have an uncle named Joe but that's completely different.

My name is not Robbin. Although I used to have dreams of being a children's author, and I still write time to time, I am not the author of any published books.

I am not a memorial library about entheogens. I don't even know what entheogens means.

Once again, my name is not Joe. I do have sideburns, but I've never worked for Earthlink and never plan to either.

My name is not Stephen and I am not a professor of accounting. I am terrible with money and should not be trusted with such an object in any way.

My name is not Leo and I do not consider myself as a Johnny Appleseed. Forget the environment.

And I'm not even sure what this site is about but here it is anyways.

Convinced I am not any of these people? Good. Now please go back.