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Written by Danny Zeff
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Being 13
The troubles of the age 13... with pictures! (.pdf)
The O Story
A paragraph using mostly words from a rhyming dictionary.
How the Sun, Moon, and Stars
Came to Be
A fable made up in fourth grade.
The e
Imagine if Borges had discovered the internet.
Lamenting a Tree
A sonnet about a true story.
Dead Whale Tanka
I once saw a dead whale, and you remind me of it.
It's Not That I Don't
Love You
But we got some problems.
The Rose Limerick
Also known as "Rose's Nose."
Your Dad
I think your dad might hate me.
My Teacher's Lunch
My most tasteful poem ever.
Do Not Mix Up Fairy Tales!
Or else this may happen.
More Reasons to Do Not Mix Up Fairy
Tales!
Are you convinced yet?
The Poem of the Words: House and Mouse
If I were a mouse, I would live in a house.['
Snow White and Friends
Includes rapping dwarfs, a crazy witch, and TV-obsessed
vultures.
Breaking the Wall
What if there was something beyond that fourth wall?
Help! I'm Locked in a Tower with a Talking Egg
Don't lock Humpty Dumpty in a tower with Rapunzel.
Beauty and the Beef
A cursed princess tries to eat a handsome guy.
Peter and Hando
A Thanksgiving scene to be performed with hands.
Baby, It's Whack!
You like this song and you cannot lie.
Spring Cleaner
Mix Green Day with spring cleaning and you'll be... a
basket case!
CamelBak
NEW!
Justin Timberlake's got nothing on this one.
I Hate the Plain White T's
NEW!
Sorry Delilah, it's nothing personal.
Pi Rap
NEW!
Written for Pi Day 2008.
I Hate Purple Food
Well actually it's mostly anything that's artifically
grape-flavored
George Orwell is
a Coward
He shot an elephant for goodness sakes! (needs revising)
Laughing at the Lies of Hugo
A story of deceit that occured at summer camp
Joseph Smith
Prophet? Polygamist? Enemy of the people?
Yellow
Journalism
This was one cause of the Spanish American War
Brown v. Board of
Education
Black power!
The Assassination of Yitzhak Rabin
A sad and confusing tale of Israel
Geothermal Energy
The best energy in the world
Nuclear Energy
Well this energy's pretty good too
Number Systems
Some info on the Sumerian, Hebrew, and binary number
systems