My Teacher's Lunch

I once served my teacher a lunch

When I was only in first grade.

I gave her very exotic foods

That I, of course, made.

She started with nuts and bolts salad,

Then freshly made pee soup.

Her nice main dish was cockroach-loaf

And on the side: a purple goop.

She drank the juice of porcupine guts.
Last was dessert: emu feet.

When I told her I’d make the same tomorrow,

I said, “Hey, Teacher! Bon Appetite!”