CamelBak
(parody of SexyBack by Justin Timberlake)
Words by Danny Zeff, 2007

I wear a CamelBak (yeah)
Those water bottles don’t know how to act (yeah)
I throw the canteen straight into the trash (yeah)
For it’s a tube that I know those things lack (yeah)

Take it to the bridge

Thirsty, babe? (uh-huh)
The heat is rising like it’s so insane (uh-huh)
Why don’t you waterfall and heal the pain? (uh-huh)
Just don’t get germs on the nipple, ok? (uh-huh)

Take it to the chorus

Drink it girl (It’s H2O for ya)
It’s on my back (It’s H2O for ya)
Straight from sink (It’s H2O for ya)
Freshest drink (It’s H2O for ya)
See how you’re consuming this (It’s H2O for ya)
Go take a piss (It’s H2O for ya)
Get off the floor (It’s H2O for ya)
Drink some more (It’s H2O for ya)
And get your camel on (It’s H2O for ya)

Get your camel on (It’s H2O for ya) x6
Get your camel on

I wear a CamelBak (yeah)
It’s gotta be the best hydration pack (yeah)
The outer cover is the color black (yeah)
The water bladder is one huge blue sack (yeah)

Take it to the bridge

Thirsty, babe? (uh-huh)
The heat is rising like it’s so insane (uh-huh)
Why don’t you waterfall and heal the pain? (uh-huh)
Just don’t get germs on the nipple, ok? (uh-huh)

Take it to the chorus

Drink it girl (It’s H2O for ya)
It’s on my back (It’s H2O for ya)
Straight from sink (It’s H2O for ya)
Freshest drink (It’s H2O for ya)
See how you’re consuming this (It’s H2O for ya)
Go take a piss (It’s H2O for ya)
Get off the floor (It’s H2O for ya)
Drink some more (It’s H2O for ya)
And get your camel on (It’s H2O for ya)

Get your camel on (It’s H2O for ya) x6
Get your camel on

I wear a CamelBak (yeah)
It fits conveniently in my knapsack (yeah)
Now I’ve forgotten to go lock the cap (yeah)
I think it’s leaking on my clothes, oh crap (yeah)

Take it to the chorus

Drink it girl (It’s H2O for ya)
It’s on my back (It’s H2O for ya)
Straight from sink (It’s H2O for ya)
Freshest drink (It’s H2O for ya)
See how you’re consuming this (It’s H2O for ya)
Go take a piss (It’s H2O for ya)
Get off the floor (It’s H2O for ya)
Drink some more (It’s H2O for ya)
And get your camel on (It’s H2O for ya)

Get your camel on (It’s H2O for ya) x6
Get your camel on